Maddy Cohen

opening doors. (she/her)

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

you know that thing where a man you've never met starts an email with just your first name and a comma

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

Wicked Day

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

What do you call the night before Halloween?

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

Has anyone looked into why my Bluetooth headphones always disconnect at the corner of 43rd and 8th

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@shmarrrrls wait

[Star Wars @starwars]

@crossreys excellent if gigantic boyfriend

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@itsjennylu Sabrina in NYC is during all things go lol

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@shmarrrrls I miss him

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

Here’s how Great Comet can still win

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@Tintinsel @aperiplatypus Tina I’m crying

[lil venice bitch @MikeDolanVEVO]

the phrase “stage adaptation of ROMEO & JULIET” will be running through my head constantly from now until the end of time

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@ardonnelly_ oop

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

Wicked mentioned FINISH YOUR DRINK

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@itsjennylu @aperiplatypus also solidarity for better man 🫡

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@itsjennylu @aperiplatypus the 1 fixed me

[elysha @usaywhatamind]

u know who would sound really good on say don’t go? lucy dacus

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

[Alana Herrnson @aperiplatypus]

All Things Go tally report (we counted every time we saw the following items):

Day 1
@BAGGU crescent bags: 106

Day 2
@bigbudpress clothing: 57
literally any overalls: 168

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

@Applebees #stop

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

need a complete history of how this playbill insert from If/Then ended up on the sidewalk in 2023

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

The songs “the 1” and “cardigan” fixed my brain and that is not an exaggeration.

[Maddy Cohen @madawks]

The only time I ever played the lead in a show was a David Lindsey-Abaire play!! I played a girl with no friends!!