madball911

Bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy. Colorless and highly flammable. Chicago expat. @madball911.bsky.com

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The hit & run driver that hit my husband DIDN'T HAVE INSURANCE. Or a driver's license. Or vehicle registration. The worst part? He's violating his bail conditions by STILL DRIVING. Warning: Link is of the hit&run guy's Infiniti smashing into my husband. https://t.co/Gg6thMTQEQ

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@carmendarlene Yes, please!

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Are any of my friends from Twitter-days gone by still here?

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I don’t remember the last time I looked at Twitter. Granted it’s an odd time of day, but where did all my friends go? It’s like a Jayhawks song up in here.

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I'm going to Korea in June, and my ticket is over $3000. O_o

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I just read a resume that hurt my brain. "Oversaw the execution of client deliverables". So many words with so little meaning.

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My man doing his #TikTok thing. https://t.co/i6Op7tx0iE

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My favorite corner. https://t.co/gKvH9OsLKc

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@jamie_montreal Thank you! I don't feel so bad, hopefully this one goes as quickly as the last one!

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Just tested for COVID, and.....positive. It sure explains the coughing and puking for the last 2 days.

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Snails! https://t.co/y5TGBuixqP

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He said he had to get it for me because it reminds him of my eyes. https://t.co/9s4UD29qp9

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The person that we've been snakesitting for has decided she doesn't want the snake back. I have a new home for the snake, but not for the food, er, mouse, that has taken up residence in the serpentarium.

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@ChrissyFOX5 Hi! We're hoping you can settle a debate on what snow-topped mountains we're seeing to the NE from Carlsbad (33.134, -117.248).

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Shawarma-spiced sliders, fennel/radish/orange salad. https://t.co/JbXDfYoXqj

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@whiskycast I used to cook rabbit on Easter...

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@marycanady Yes, ball python. We're snakesitting, and his owner said he'll only eat live food, so we've been doing mousies. I think he's semi-hibernating and just not hungry.

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The food-turned-pet mouse died. The snake returned same day. He's currently back in his home. With new food. That's curled up on top of him. Stupid snake.

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@BadUnderpants @sdmike I keep checking under the fridge and behind the washer/dryer. No luck so far. Except for the mouse, that is.

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So, the snake we were snakesitting got out of his aquarium, and we can't find him. The mouse that was supposed to be food has now moved into the larger living quarters.

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It's my last day at my job, and someone changed my password so my email is dead to me, and I can't have my final call with my boss to hand off stuff. Lame.