MadBlasta

It's just hot takes.

I am very bad at this.
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[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

RIP Dolly. You were the very best of us. You looked ethereal every day until you passed, and probably today, too. Someday, I wanna look as beautiful as you did in this 1978 live performance of Jolene.

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

Do you think these people would be mad if they found out God is gay? I mean, we don't know if he is. But do you think they'd be mad about it?

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

Can I just scream into the void for a second about how much it sucks to be both gluten intolerant and allergic to corn? PLUS I have an oral allergy to tomato. I really wish food was just a choice and not a necessity I had to fulfill several times a day, every day of my life.

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

@ThePunnyWorld OH MY GOD 2009 IS 17 YEARS AGO WTF

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

Videogames: being played
Stevie Nicks: vinyl spinning
Soul: healed

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

My dad is a freakin travel vlogger and he has a following on youtube and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

I now work with two people who were on popular television shows, including Lego Masters and King of Collectibles Goldin Touch. What!

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

My workplace needs a private room like a breastfeeding room but for me to blow globs of snot out of my nose and cough up the ones in my lungs in private where I can't bother anyone

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

@MrBallen I just made a strange, dark and mysterious new mii in Tomodachi life

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

I just caught myself using the word "awhile" to mean "in the meantime" AS IF I WERE A BORN AND RAISED PENNSYLVANIAN and I think I felt my soul leave my body. I'm from Delaware, ya'll. I didn't mean to curturally appropriate.

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

That moment of truth in "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran when I'm not sure if the next line of lyrics will be sung by Ed Sheeran, Beyonce, or Andrea Bocelli and it's fine as long as it's not Andrea Bocelli

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

Quietly reflecting on the fact that I used to work for a woman who believed that humans naturally and typically had intestinal worms. Glad I a) don't have intestinal worms and b) work for an intelligent, well-adjusted boss

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

I am weak. My social media platforms can suggest me things, and they know I will buy them. I bought the $15 fidget bracelet because I can't stop seeing it and I gotta know what it feels like

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

Me, frantically texting my husband directions on how to take care of my tamagotchi I accidentally left at home when I left for work

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

Literally just said the words "caddywompus in a fifteen cube" in a conversation related to work

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Disrespectfully, can we please stop pretending that the president of the United States isn't seriously mentally ill? Everything he says would have had a woman commited to an asylum in the early 20th century.

[Emily Fleming @FlemilyEming]

It shouldn’t be so hard to put that stupid microwave plate in the right spot

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

@Williamsim70556 @people Jesus Christ, I tried to read the article and got exhausted. You're right.

[MadBlasta @MadBlasta]

@Muffin_Raindrop Matvei 😎