John Bruton

Mr. Mom / Stand Up Comedian / Graphic Designer

[Wale @Wale]

@ovrkast Damn that was a poor choice of words 😂😂😂

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

As an avid Tiny Desk watcher this is very funny and very specific 😂😂😂

[fOx @fOx1257067]

People will see this happen at the exact perfect moment…and suddenly not know what to say.

[John Bruton @madbruton]

This shit gotta be AI!

[Don @luhvdon]

this how yns see you when u turn 33🤣

[Davee✨ @ThaGreatDavid]

Which is stronger: a wall made of 1,000 layers of paper or a wall made of 500 pounds of stones?
Drop your answer in the comment section 👇👇👇

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Ryan Gosling talking in Gen Z slang is hilarious but also oddly... normal

[John Bruton @madbruton]

My nigga

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Strongest Woman contest, Australia 2025

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The fastest woman alive flew to rural Australia to chase down amateurs on a grass field for $27,500.

The Stawell Gift is a 148-year-old handicap sprint held every Easter in a town of 6,000 people in western Victoria. 120 meters. On grass. Uphill. Lanes separated by rope, not paint. The twist: slower runners get up to a 10-meter head start. The world champion starts at zero.

Richardson gave away 10 meters to her closest competitor. Some runners started 25 meters ahead. She had to close that gap over 120 meters of grass while running uphill. She won her heat in 13.8 seconds.

In 144 years of the men's race, only two men have ever won from scratch. In the women's race (started 1989), only two women. The handicap system is specifically designed so the fastest runner should lose.

The race started in 1878 at the end of the Australian gold rush. The distance, 120 meters, comes from the gap between two pubs in Sheffield, England, where professional sprinting began. Competitors historically trained by chasing kangaroos.

737 athletes entered this year. Prize money: $40,000 AUD. Last year they paid Australia's teenage sprint star Gout Gout $50,000 just to show up. He got eliminated in the semis. The handicap ate him alive.

Richardson said it felt like being a kid again, playing tag. The woman who runs 10.65 described the hardest race on her 2026 calendar as "playing rabbit."

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bronny James finding out he gotta start at point guard for the Lakers in the Playoffs

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[Praise @tufpraise]

outfit repeater
meal repeater
movie rewatcher
I know what i like

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

5 year old me finding out that 100 isn't the biggest number:

[The Conspiracy Podcast @aconspiracypod]

Thomas Jefferson on Banks and how dangerous they are. From episode 129 of The Conspiracy Podcast titled The Federal Reserve

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

Ant Edwards. President Barack Obama.

It began at Team USA Training camp and turned into a game of one-on-one we didn’t know we needed.

[LowRes Wünderbred @LowresWB]

“This is a historic day for Our people.”