mad cactus

money stacked like donuts on my dick (4)

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

If you got a split tongue do you taste less or twice as much

Also wyd

[sam @samcanmiss]

People get tattoos that could have been an instagram repost

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

I could rock a crop top more cunt than all these foids

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

the valve sound designers are smoking crack

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

+1 smokin on that pot of greed

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

Ive never regretted calling a fat bitch thick, they need that shit

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

Instagram be like “people you might know” and it’s the dude you cucking

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

@tom_on_here Naw its inherently woke

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

@Theolojism @tom_on_here L ragebait

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

stalking her spotify playlists on the desktop version and looking at each date a song was added and cross referencing it with my own perceived timeline of events then analyzing the data and making assumptions that are probably incorrect because idk i have a lot of issues

[loser retard @ripsquadfan]

Who the fuck be 18+ without a license dumb spongebob ass nigga

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

Wow the antiheal spirit item doesn’t also auto waveclear aoe? And it loses 60 damage? Big fucking whoop

[mòrag @moragopus]

Spirit Burn found dead in broadway

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

Can’t spell Chungus without hung
#fmscl

[dumb as rocks @seenfootage]

my secret? i don’t often give this out, but the trick is to wear a women’s corset many sizes too small for yourself= “the hornace of death”

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

@DailyNoud He looks like John Mayer got kirkified

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

If she really loved me she wouldn’t interrupt my acapella rendition of Song For The Dead

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

Haven’t been this into a foid in a minute, almost called her 2018 Lil Skies

[mad cactus @madcactus01]

Prayin this bird on the pill, and by the pill I mean adderall

I just got a thought that will be a 26 minute unskippable cutscene paired with whisky dick

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

i am proud of u