☾maddie☽

always raging and probably hungry

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

@Megawatts__ Still selling?

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

@basilthegreat This video is from 2022

[@HackneySUTR @hackneysutr]

HACKNEY ALERT: Police have told the Leswin Road mosque that fascists are threatening the Immigration support project at the Old Fire Station, 61 Leswin Road N16 7NX. Please come out from 5.00pm to 7.00pm and stand against the racists.
#HackneyisAntiRacist
#MigrantsWelcome

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

[Ash @AshMK1]

Andrew five minutes into being a traitor

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

#TheTraitors
Ross: “I don’t think you’re a Traitor Paul”

Me:

[Wando @Wandoful]

The nation watching Harry turn on Paul:

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

me rn with this pollen count

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

A walrus named Thor stopped by Scarborough to masturbate and rest on his journey in the North Sea, prompting the city to cancel its New Year’s Eve fireworks to avoid disturbing him.

This is the energy we need in 2023.

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

I just cannot get over the fact he accepted his fate and went back to sleep

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

last night my mate’s manager fell asleep while doing a shit at a bar, woke up at 2am, realised he was locked in, fell asleep again, woke up at 7am and had to call the police to let him out

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

Just saw someone describe Jacob Rees-Mogg as a haunted pencil and I -

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Surely we need everyone on the streets this Saturday demanding a general election

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

@ben_johns Got one two days ago and I haven’t taken it off. Much to my housemates’ dismay.

[☾maddie☽ @madcan0]

and water is wet

[Jeremy Hutchinson @Themightyhutch]

Because of the royal period of mourning, you can’t lock your bike to a cycle rack in Norwich.

[Jon Harvey @jondharvey]

There are two-day-old babies who are on their second prime minister and their second monarch.