Noir 浮世

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[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 @momo_edge In an attempt to be woke, you’re coming off as extremely obsessed and weird bruv lmao

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

Malon is perfect wife material

- Traditional wife
- Sings beautifully
- Knows how to take care of chores and home
- Loves family
- Will teach children traditional values
- Doesn’t whore around

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@Variety She got roasted lmao

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@4KMadLad Lmao 💀

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 You’re not even using the insults correctly lil bro 😂

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 Ah yes, insults. All because I don’t like shitty games with gay shit 😂

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You didn’t grow up playing Zelda

You are indeed a tourist

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 Then wtf did you think this thread was about? 😂

The mirror response doesn’t work here 😂

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 You’re going with your larping….because you’re a Zelda tourist

(I definitely noticed that you didn’t deny it LMAO)

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 Of course not, just the adult ones are adults lil bro 😂

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 😂😂😂😂

I go with the official canon

You didn’t know this because you didn’t play these games before

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 They literally call Link an adult in game 😂

You’re trying so so hard here 😂

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 miyamoto says 7 or 8

Iwata says 9

Nintendo guide says 10

Wind Waker says 12…Wind Waker is the only in-game canon larper lmao

You’re larping

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 You never played Zelda games, did you?

In Wind Waker, they make it canon that the OOT age was 12

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 Where is that stated in the game lil bro? Or are you sing AI and Reddit to back you up?

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 In Ocarina of Time is it not stated larper

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 Yes, in Wind Waker it is explained that the tradition is to give the green tunic to 12-year olds…same age as the Hero of Time

You’re larping Zelda

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 Yeah…which is a sequel to Ocarina of Time larper

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

@mcquack306 I think she’s canonically the same age as Link which is 12, when a kid, and 19, as an adult

This is explained in Wind Waker lil bro