Emily Murillo

You already know

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

I'm still so pleased to have been included in this project, and even more pleased that people enjoyed my contribution. Thank you @RachelNeumeier for this review (and thank you to @reneamac for properly editing my many parantheticals).

https://t.co/5SIhHCuJhq

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

My favorite 🖤

[A. Renfrow @AnakaliaKlemm]

The other half of my brain and me at my wedding last year. #writerscommunity #CoAuthors #writingbuddy #17YearsAndCounting @madcaterpillar

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@AnakaliaKlemm LMAO look you deal with an ADHDer these are the things that occur....: 🤣🤣🤣

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@RachelNeumeier “Texas” 🤣

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

Thank God we can remove our masks in Texas at last the virtue signaling can finally end...oh what was that...no the virtue signaling continues onward...that was my bad. Carry on everyone.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@AlfieCoy I just heard. So sorry my dear. Prayers for you and yours. 🖤

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

Our week #TexasFreeze

[El Arroyo @ElArroyo_ATX]

Link in bio for resources on where to get water in ATX area!

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@jonstewart From one of your biggest fans who’s on day three of boiling her packed snow and dripping water in Texas...thanks for the laugh.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

"Welcome to the party, pal"

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
Love
StewBeef

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

Happy Thursday

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@AnakaliaKlemm gave me a short story deadline of December, and I'm pleased to say I am going to manage this with grace.
The deadline was December 2019, but it's fine.
It's all fine.
#amwriting

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

I could never keep up with a blog, but the other half of my brain has picked hers back up again.

[A. Renfrow @AnakaliaKlemm]

The #Atchafalaya Basin and #Homeschooling https://t.co/OKrbRrcLep

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@Adam_D_Jones That place was awesome. I want to take the kids on a Parisian field trip this week.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

This. 😭😭😭

[Helen O'Hara @HelenLOHara]

I love that Terry Pratchett is trending because Twitter cried out his name with one voice in response to this tweet.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@Adam_D_Jones I look so unamused here and I feel like I was terribly amused most of the time. 😆♥️

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

Word.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@AlfieCoy Hahahahaha two OTHER people. 😆♥️

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@AlfieCoy I’ve uttered the phrase “I don’t give a shit” to two people in the last week. 😆

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@AlfieCoy Someone tossed his mask on my belt the other day and said you can get rid of that I don’t need it. I almost had a stroke. I am ooooover everyone. I had to tell him three times to at least dispose of the damn thing himself.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

@Adam_D_Jones So much of this. My kids have been amazing and we’ve been chilling, but I can hardly tell all these other parents to send their kids out to romp on their half acre every day. “Put down the screens and make them go outside for 12 hours! “This wasn’t an option for us 2 kids ago.

[Emily Murillo @madcaterpillar]

This is amazing. My heart.

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

We’re donating $1,000,000 to help the millions of bar and restaurant workers suddenly without pay. If you can, please join us and donate to the @USBGNCF Bartender Emergency Assistance Program. Every virtual tip helps. #VirtualTipJar