Madeleine Chalk

you sir, are the idiom.

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@jzux You’re so brave

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@Blangaz1 I love this SO much! Thank you for sharing!!

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

I can’t just BUY a new pair of sunglasses I’m still in the mourning period for the pair I lost have some respect

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

Didn’t know this powder had glitter in it but I’m too cheap to buy another one so if you see me imma be on my Edward Cullen shit for the next few months 💅

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@AmnardJamguard The pang of nostalgia I just experienced😢

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

Giving my inner ✨college junior studying abroad✨ whatever it wants. Drinking aperol spritzes at all hours of the day. Minimum two meals per day consisting of whole pizzas to myself. Being insufferable. I’m healing already I can feel it

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@boredwalktees Taking my bf to an escape room in Hollywood for his bday but maybe we’ll try this one instead

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@OrMichaely1 @YetiYeff I’m honored🥹

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

You’re either a girl who gasps at everything or a girl who has never gasped once in her life I don’t make the rules

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

•Avoidant attachment: In-app “Unsubscribe” button at the top of the email

•Secure attachment: “Unsubscribe” link at the bottom of the email

•Anxious attachment: “Manage email preferences” and having to open a browser tab and manually deselect every type of email

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

Tzatziki is just ranch that summers in Greece

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@WolfeyGlick Excited for u

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

Have we tried reaching out to Estelle to tell Kanye cool down-down, don’t act a fool now-now? Might help

[Boredwalk @boredwalktees]

Shout out to the newest addition to Boredwalk @madchalk who is making funny videos for us and looking 😎 in our Girls Night tee https://t.co/u9SulQHdJt

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@DylanReeve I’m honored! Thank you so much.

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

The things I have done to get a fitted sheet onto my bed are between me and God. No one else ever needs to see that

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

What emoji are you secretly 100% convinced Apple created with you in mind I’ll go first mine’s 🥴

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

@bethie_jpg Omg yes

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

Hot guys really are like high-quality sandwiches if you’re not super careful you’ll just be left feeling deep regret and the roof of your mouth ripped to shreds

[Madeleine Chalk @madchalk]

In a slightly delayed close to this year’s spooky Halloween festivities I just got ghosted for the first time! Can’t say I care for it would recommend horror nights instead