madchen.

missed the starting gun

[madchen. @madchenblevs]

You could be a bad mother fucker. That doesn't make you a man.

[addison @maraschinoaddi]

frizzy hair? coconut oil. no shaving cream? coconut oil. dry skin? coconut oil. bad credit? coconut oil. bf acting up? coconut oil.

[madchen. @madchenblevs]

My bitch say the spliff take the soul from me

[pisces princess @_ghostlight]

The Male Gaze is actually a living entity from a distant planet that watches earth, waiting for the optimal time to steal our lucky charms

[madchen. @madchenblevs]

I just saw your grandfather. I got a little feeling in my heart haha @sus80085

[Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien]

[God creating me]
And then we sprinkle in just a touch of anxiety
[the lid pops off and the whole jar spills in]
[God shrugs] He'll be fine

[madchen. @madchenblevs]

I love that people take action shots of chickens. https://t.co/LMvhTk5QfT

[🛸 @SpliffMeister]

be rad not sad 🖖🏼👽✨

[Michael Cera on a Friday @Saadaification]

Doctor giving a kid a shot: you're being so brave right now!
*person slams door open*: BUT NOT AS BRAVE AS THESE SOLDIERS

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how?! The possibilities are endless.

[Ben Rector @benrector]

We are the worst!

-Ants

[madchen. @madchenblevs]

This shit really bothers me. https://t.co/PYBlTINf3f

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

Who's the better Big 3?

[madchen. @madchenblevs]

@lesbolife plz