craig maggard

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

growing up is listening to music from your childhood and finally understanding what they talking ab

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

girls texting “sigh” after a response you don’t like is not funny and it never will be

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

some of you never hit a bong while you was driving and it really shows

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

@ekobahdim @anthonydavies01 @anthonydavies01 is this true? need the snap back

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

snap account got deleted. might go have a conversation with a human or something

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

in the hot tub w 3 black ladies and they said to a man in the pool “all i see is teeth baby”

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

my biggest red flag is that i am the shit

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

living in the midwest is like having a bipolar girlfriend. 75° and sunny yesterday. 26° and snowing today. #midwest

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

bbq chips are in a bowl chips.
doritos are out the bag chips.

[Manoj Singh @mksanalytiq]

@Morbidful Jadav Payeng, the Indian man who planted trees continuously for 37 years on Majuli Island. He has now created a forest and wildlife reserve twice the size of Central Park in New York.

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

some of y’all never smoked big doinks in amish and it’s showing

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

*any minor inconvenience happens*
me:

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

a man can’t be bisexual… moment a pp touches you, gay.

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

time to drunk text my ex 27 times

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

*bro just got down saying the most outrageous statement of the century*
“…for the plot bro”

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

me when zach bryan zach bryan’s

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

@strokedatthang1 @Bjhawk6 stay hard (via local meth head)

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

@strokedatthang1 @Bjhawk6 no invite ?

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

@strokedatthang1 @Bjhawk6 where y’all at?

[craig maggard @madcraigger]

i got a gf, we just not together