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[maddie @madd1eshuff]

i thought this was chappell roan and harry styles

[bry. ꕤ ｡ ˚⋆ met daisy @reneeprotector]

omg

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

They do this to skew the numbers in the disproportionate Black arrest to make it seem like they are arresting equal numbers across all races…

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

nibble

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

the best words:
large
explosion
bipedal

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

brigade

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

donuts from a chinese restaurant save me

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

fractal

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

all this tweet makes me think about is the concept of a lesbian drama about bachelorette gabby windey meeting robby hoffman and falling in love but like obviously very embellished and more of a comedy than a drama. wake it up hbo, amazon, netflix……

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

i keep seeing people ask for a women's version of heated rivalry & mentioning soccer or softball or w/e but those sports are already lesbian. It would have to be something usually straight coded. like. i dont know. cant think of any sports without lesbians. the bachelor

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Klansmen wore hoods because they felt ashamed of their behavior. Many were leaders in the community who didn’t want to be ID’d as murderers, kidnappers, rapists, arsonists. Who does that remind you of in the modern era?

[Cary Kelly @CaryKelly11]

Parmigiano-Reggiano is the most protein dense food on earth at 34% protein per 100g. It has more protein than chicken and beef.

It is one of the most efficient sources of bioavailable nutrition humans have ever created.

Fermenting it for up to 1.5 years means
-easier digestion
-faster absorption
-lactose free/zero carb

It's an elite source of calcium (the best in an animal-based diet), loaded with vitamin K2, peptides that support gut health and glutamate.

It's truly one of the greatest things to ever come out of Italy.

One more thing about Parm. If you're like me, too much cheese can make you gain weight. The problem, I believe is because most cheese is a combo of fat, protein and carbs. Fat by itself is not obesogenic but when paired up with carbs causes gains. The good thing about parm is it's zero carb because there's no lactose, so in theory, no weight gain.

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

“I'm a Jewish American and in Israeli detention I was really treated like scum in a way that like you read about in books about the Holocaust. Like I was held in a cage with 57 other women...”

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

can millennials please stop getting gen z confused with gen alpha omfg. most gen z people have not been children for yearss and somehow people keep saying shit like “gen z is cooked because brainrot” like girl… my brainrot was glee and jenna marbles, please realize we’re in 2026

[Anna Horford @AnnaHorford]

White men are 98% of Presidents, 98% of US senators, 94% of the Supreme Court, 90% of the House of Representatives, 90% of CEO’s while making up only 30% of the population…

YOUR OPPRESSION IS NONEXISTENT.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

DEVO was right!!!

[wingyun @foryoonchae]

maknae line for the seasons greetings omg.. EAT EAT EAT

[karlita @youreekofweed]

body is so tea

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

now why the hell are there two different music groups called Air😐 it’s the way musicians have the nerve to call themselves creatives, whole time there’s like 50 bands called big chungus idk stop pissing me off

[🤸🏻 @volublevenus]

25 is the new 0 years old

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

bitches have a lot to say about Secret Lives of Mormon Wives but then stay silent on After The Hunt (2025)… like don’t make me hurt you

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

it all falls into place when you realize that now you see me 2 was directed by Jon M. Chu

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

@LOV3ME4ME girl i hope you’re okay i only watch this movie when the world has made me so numb that i’m afraid i’ll never feel anything again……

[maddie @madd1eshuff]

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