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If you are a white woman living NZ message me i am looking for a wife. I will carry the conversation. add picture of yourself.

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

Honestly, that prank was solid.

[TheCompany™️©️ @The_Real_Yay]

IYKYK 😂😂😂😭

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

True

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

I hate when this happens 😩

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

10/10 marketing 👏

[𝓑¢ @dirtydalerz]

New @shoe0nhead gif dropped

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Deeqa♡ @not_active06]

My weed plug made me emotional

[Kinetic 🥂 @kinetic_yaw]

That “K.” at the end is somehow the most terrifying part. 💀

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

BRO IN TROUBLE ❌ BRO IS TROUBLE ✅

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

I’d be embarrassed by the ringtone choice alone 😭

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

Linux doesn’t ask questions, linux only obeys 🙂‍↕️

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

My generation would be the last to know that this video is not Ai generated.

[Deeqa♡ @not_active06]

Grandma freaky asf