maddie

laissez les bon temps rouler

[maddie @madd_skill]

It’s been a delight seeing you. We wish anything the person next to you wishes for you. Good wishes, good day, and have a good life.

[maddie @madd_skill]

what possibly could he be leaf blowing with all the snow

[maddie @madd_skill]

take that off my resume 🤣

[maddie @madd_skill]

that’s the voice?! the voice has a human body?!

[maddie @madd_skill]

he’s only handsome because he’s a cardiologist - that’s the only thing he’s got going for him

[maddie @madd_skill]

go ahead, call the cardiologist. they won’t fill that request

[maddie @madd_skill]

@IsabellaKjellk1 @LouisWTNation i did too honestly 🤣🤣

[maddie @madd_skill]

she really said that she can work one day a week until the divorce is final. girl bye 😂

[maddie @madd_skill]

like ma’am i’ve never been to your house nor did you mention it was a multi family home of course he’s found to have a hard time finding you

[maddie @madd_skill]

she said she had jehovahs witnesses at her house 10 minutes ago and that my crew should be able to find the front door

[maddie @madd_skill]

your reaction is so fake

[maddie @madd_skill]

does he even know what you do here? because he could’ve easily told you all this info

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

We are in fact having TONS OF FUN, @elmo! 😌

[maddie @madd_skill]

dennis, the dad in you is showing

[maddie @madd_skill]

izabella: can you confirm this guy fit me

me: * leaves a voicemail and text *

* 5 minutes later *

izabela: did he confirm?

me: not yet i just called him 5 minutes ago

[maddie @madd_skill]

open up sir i need more info from you, we ain’t hiding today

[maddie @madd_skill]

if you stopped cutting me off you would be able to hear the card number

[maddie @madd_skill]

dad: where’s your glasses?

me: on my face?

dad: hand them to me so i can clean them for you because i know you’re going to

[maddie @madd_skill]

“THATS THE GUY FROM FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!” -my dad

[maddie @madd_skill]

every single conversation he mentions he’s blind

[maddie @madd_skill]

is it me, am i the problem? yes you are girl yes you are