Madeline Paige

When I die, I wanna be buried face down so people who don't like me can kiss my ass.

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

@MACKINMIAMI Signs... it can happen

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

@MACKINMIAMI Same fear for me... Jaws and the ocean...
Also Leprechaun-- when that ladies Achilles were sliced when getting in her car... I take a BIG step into my car or hop if I can

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

@MACKINMIAMI No, tipping for plumbing is weird. If that's the case, you'll have to tip for EVERYTHING. Might as well tip the bagging person at the grocery store.. and the check out.. and the person who said hi.. #Tipping

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Waking up on October 1st

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

I've sent a handful of "per our conversation" AKA "fuck you" emails this week... and it's only Tuesday.

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

@MACKINMIAMI your friend should listen to her dog!! You're right & I believe it too-- dogs have a sixth sense about people!!
Say Byeeeeee to your guy!

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

This is one of the best Shitler imitators you will see. Brilliant.

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

@richdavis This is all I see when I think about the fight. Tyson wins

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣 this is the Jake Paul I know

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣 this is the Jake Paul I know

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

@DailyLoud Is this really a question?....

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

Db. D heterbtt3 g

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

UPDATE :They're even cuter now 😘🥰❤️

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

These are my children. They grew inside of me. I went through horrendous pain for 4 days with Owen. I had a breeze labor/delivery with Eleanor but she didn't breathe and had to leave me soon after she was born. I'm obsessed with them.

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

Today I got a flat tire while driving home with Eleanor after her 2 month shots... On my way to get infant tylenol... then the lid of my coffee decided to pop off and I soaked myself. Then I spent $981 on 4 new tires
#AdultingIsFun

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

Why does everyone stare at my nails that I had done?! Like yes I'm on maternity leave, but I CAN leave my house 🫢

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

@LuvAfterLockup Why would Sarah think she should meet the new baby?

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

"Theres nothin like it, there's no explainaining"

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

Yall ain't seen nothing yet 🤣🤞
#38weeks

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

Fact: walking, exercising and yoga ball exercises will progress your labor.

LIES!!!!! ALL LIES!!!!!!

[Madeline Paige @maddawg7]

One of my dogs got into the trash can for the 2nd time this week, and this morning I woke up to my other dog having diarrhea & puking all over the baby's room..

Is that called nesting? Can someone take my dogs?
I'm too tired for this.
Oh and my baby STILL WONT COME OUT.