Maddison Cervantes

Primarily here to lol & stalk reporters

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

I often feel that my life has dwindled down to a repeating occurrence of accidentally taking a screenshot of my home screen.

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

Twitter, I love you and I hate you but I always come back in the wee hours for research and end up staying because the coffee hits and you're funny :-(

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

There are people you follow because they follow you and there are people you follow because they don’t follow you but WHO DO YOU WANT TO FOLLOW

[Conner Board @ConnerBoard]

"Faith, hope, and love are some good things He gave us, and the greatest is love."

This song hits home every time, where were YOU when the "world stopped turning" on September 11th? #NeverForget https://t.co/rzFoxYSmvd

[palmer @decentbirthday]

I thought my GrubHub driver died for a second

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

Ultimately, I’m the woman to tell you years later, when I’m feeling sophisticated and evolved that I had a huuuuuge crush on you when I was 16. Done it a number of times already :’)

[Trending Phrases @TrendingPhrases]

limpalong quesadilla: When one is full but must eat the food that they over-ordered.
See also: “slunching”

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHSFX]

Do you check for monsters under the bed? #AHS1984. 9/18. FX.

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

I wanna say that if you don’t get your first gray hair at 24 you’re doing it wrong, but I ain’t even convinced :-)

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN MOVE ON

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

When your boss makes you want to cry happy tears on the reg you know you're in the right place

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

@kimcervantes418 Thanks for being my biggest fan, mom

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

HAPPY NATIONAL AVOCADO DAY from my very guac client. Wholly Guacamole. And this very guac feature on Us Weekly: https://t.co/bLZ8FJe2Mu

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

We made it

[Refinery29 @Refinery29]

This dry shampoo even works for your laundry:
https://t.co/UFRHiApBh4

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

I feel like the term “wellness” was created less than 3 years ago

[Monster Energy @MonsterEnergy]

@maddcervy Hey

[Maddison Cervantes @maddcervy]

Hi @MonsterEnergy

[Janks @danielxrozay]

mhm yep