maddy

[maddy @maddd22]

Reminiscing on that time I matched with a dude on tinder who only cared about calves going through the ring

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[maddy @maddd22]

The funny thing about the truth is that it’s gonna make itself known 😊

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[໊ @wandasattorney]

“I just wanna go home” bitch you haven’t BEEN home since your husband died??? 😭😭😭

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[maddy @maddd22]

JT gif intended too cause like he said, it’s gonna be May 😭

[maddy @maddd22]

me looking at 18.8% moisture corn in APRIL

[maddy @maddd22]

painkillers stat

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Remember folks, these women never met each other.

[crawl @space_plowboy90]

Boy do I have news for you

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

This is the type of picture that deserves to be painted.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[maddy @maddd22]

hi @NDStateFair it’s me again, just wanted to let you know that all the concerts were announced by this time last year ⌛️

[maddy @maddd22]

How do I print this off so I can hang it on the wall?

[Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫 @YoungGun8140]

This should be the orientation video at every blue collar plant.

[maddy @maddd22]

“Then I just won’t talk to you”

[josephine @notnonicegal]

If an alien abducted me I would say Ok