one of the things that annoys me most about myself is that i have a designated place for all my important things but i use it so infrequently that when i actually do put something in its place i spend ages looking for it because i don’t believe past me would have done that
if a bathroom door is locked make sure to rattle and try and open it to instill crippling fear in the occupant thereby asserting your dominance as captain of the restroom
i am still in utter disbelief that we’re on like the 13 generation of the iPhone and we still can’t customize how many minutes the alarm snoozes for???
if you add me to your close friends, i expect to see drama. who are you hiding videos of your sleeping dog from this is torture show me your drugs and messy screenshots!!!