madds

rad as your dad

[madds @maddddcity]

do u guys know that u don’t have to repost every single story that you’re tagged in???

[madds @maddddcity]

is this thing on?

[madds @maddddcity]

one of the things that annoys me most about myself is that i have a designated place for all my important things but i use it so infrequently that when i actually do put something in its place i spend ages looking for it because i don’t believe past me would have done that

[madds @maddddcity]

breaking: government’s stance on drugs has gone from “just say no” to “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

[madds @maddddcity]

my brain is the equivalent of a 70s era pinball machine (loud, & prone to breaking)

[madds @maddddcity]

if a bathroom door is locked make sure to rattle and try and open it to instill crippling fear in the occupant thereby asserting your dominance as captain of the restroom

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 @tailgate_beers]

Waking up with my phone and wallet

[Four Loko @fourloko]

I saw you looking at the gas station. I know you still think of me.

[madds @maddddcity]

one of those “should I eat food or just drink wine for dinner?” kinda days!!!!!!

[madds @maddddcity]

i don’t have enemies just enemigos

[madds @maddddcity]

my woo is the one that gets the band to come back out for their encore

[madds @maddddcity]

what’s the best essential oil to apply if someone’s being too cunty

[madds @maddddcity]

happy Joey Chestnut day, to those who celebrate !!

[madds @maddddcity]

i am still in utter disbelief that we’re on like the 13 generation of the iPhone and we still can’t customize how many minutes the alarm snoozes for???

[madds @maddddcity]

if you add me to your close friends, i expect to see drama. who are you hiding videos of your sleeping dog from this is torture show me your drugs and messy screenshots!!!

[madds @maddddcity]

LADIES remember when you have your airpods in to tuck your hair behind your ears so men know you’re
A) rich and B) not listening to them.

[madds @maddddcity]

if i can’t listen to music i have to listen to my own brain and i don’t like that very much

[madds @maddddcity]

be myself? the person that got me into this situation?

[madds @maddddcity]

five (5) vitamin gummies and cold brew

[veron @veronicamalong]

dude, where’s my vape?

[madds @maddddcity]

i’m in sports pain