maddie

rum ham

[maddie @madddie94]

ope credit card is expired.. rough start to 2025

[maddie @madddie94]

god bless the first shift dunkin workers 🙏🏻

[maddie @madddie94]

putting the toxic in intoxicated

[maddie @madddie94]

I wish instead of overtime the players did a round of horse

[maddie @madddie94]

@OnlyInBOS we want midwest hotdogs, not tacos

[maddie @madddie94]

the barista today asked me if i wanted oat milk. i was honestly insulted that i didn’t give off cow milk energy

[maddie @madddie94]

@Chilis happy birthday, boo

[maddie @madddie94]

you say neurodivergent, I say silly

[maddie @madddie94]

tryna request “i’ve gotta crow” in the club rn

[maddie @madddie94]

my dream car is a chauffeur. like who’s dream is to work when you could kick back and be a silly little girl

[maddie @madddie94]

if I smile at your dog and you don’t smile at me smiling at your dog then said dog is now mine. sorry I don’t make the rules

[maddie @madddie94]

@ViennaBeef beef stalk

[maddie @madddie94]

wedding szn is upon us.. pls ladies, take off the apple watch

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

[maddie @madddie94]

1am in bed and i can’t stop watching

[Ben @urbenist]

BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN THE HOT DOG SPACE

[maddie @madddie94]

air quality index over 150 and yet every bench of the north end is occupied by a group of little old italian men chain smoking their self-rolled cigars. built different

[maddie @madddie94]

man in the map all grown up

[maddie @madddie94]

@SeanMcGrath1 @Chilis don’t u dare take the name of the holy grail in vain

[maddie @madddie94]

winters leaving and so is my ability to hide the fact that i can’t swim

[maddie @madddie94]

the dare program was a scam. i have never been pressured into doing drugs, it’s more like “pls share ur drugs with me”