maddie olson

[maddie olson @maddds12]

@CalebVrydaghs @tagtuesdays shut up🙄

[• Jaci Arbing 🖤• @Jacii_bug]

I lost friends when I stopped partying , I lost friends when I grew up and realized what was toxic , I lost friends once I became the boring friend who just wanted to chill and not do stupid shit . I realized what I wanted in life , and because of that I lost " friends "

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i’m a belieber

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me: “Are you mad?”

Her: “No”

Me: “Let’s see a smile then”

Her:

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i hate humans bro .. i shouldve been a rug or some shit

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

There’s a loud crash downstairs. “Go check what that was,” says my wife. I have a wife in this tweet. She is beautiful and has lots of sex with me. On our wedding day she kissed me because we are married. Ok back to the tweet so a guy comes up to our room and murders us.

[Kelsey Street @kels_1124]

No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂

[laura mellado @lauramellado]

How do I become David Dobrik’s friend? Asking for a friend

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

“How much money do you have?”

Me:

[maddie olson @maddds12]

@JaxonSoddy you tweet this every year...

[Chase @chaselyons]

I’m telling FAFSA y’all wearing Supreme in your Instagram pictures