I lost friends when I stopped partying , I lost friends when I grew up and realized what was toxic , I lost friends once I became the boring friend who just wanted to chill and not do stupid shit . I realized what I wanted in life , and because of that I lost " friends "
There’s a loud crash downstairs. “Go check what that was,” says my wife. I have a wife in this tweet. She is beautiful and has lots of sex with me. On our wedding day she kissed me because we are married. Ok back to the tweet so a guy comes up to our room and murders us.
No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂