Maddy Alexander

diva is the female version of a hustla #paramedicstomorrow

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

When you sign your friend up for texts and emails from Hillary and this is her response @taayloruribe #sofunny

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I hope I'm wrong.

But tonight feels like some sort of invisible line has been crossed that we didn't even know was there. The last time I felt like this was 9/11 when it was clear, without knowing the how and the what, that the world was about to change forever.

Like the rules of the game had been permanently altered and there was simply no going to back to the innocent, peaceful past.

I didn't feel like this when an attempt was made on President Trump's life. If I had to rationalise why I didn't, I guess it's because several US Presidents have been shot at and even assassinated. Somehow it was within the realms of the possible, no matter how awful.

But to murder a young father simply for doing debates and mobilising young people to vote for a party that represents half of America? This is something else.

Charlie's death is a tragedy for his wife, his children and his family. I don't pray often. I am praying for them tonight.

But I fear his murder will be a tragedy for all of us in ways we will only understand as time unfolds.

I hope I'm wrong.

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

Is it bad that I 100% forgot Coronavirus was a thing?

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

This quarantine has really made me realize what a jealous person I really am.

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

Wait, why is everyone dying their hair blue?

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

My mom just admitted her biggest stress of Coronavirus is the fact that @hallmarkchannel might not have any new Christmas movies due to Quarantine. #StayAtHome #savehallmarkchristmas

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

Quarantine is the perfect time to break out those @juicycouture sweatpants I haven’t worn since I was a freshman in high school.

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

I keep having dreams that I missed a BEO and I never scheduled staff and then I wake up with an unhealthy amount of anxiety and realize work is canceled until May. #Quarantinenightmares

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

@taayloruribe This coronavirus hahah

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

I guess all good things must come to an end...

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

@k_hannon8 If we could make it through Ole Miss Spring Parties we will make it through Coronavirus

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

@k_hannon8 We’d finally have some quality time together 😢

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

Weird thought: birds don’t use their wings as arms.

[no way @helloitscorrie]

On this day 13 years ago, Britney Spears shaved her head for our sins.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! there’s a wage gap they can afford it!!

[Maddy Alexander @madddyalexander]

Ifyyk @k_hannon8

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That Mimosa stood no chance @chicks (via ig:lieserjoe)

[TraitorsFan @bachelorsalmon]

Colton pulling the formerly known as Nick Viall move in #BachelorInParadise, dump whomever you’re with so you can possibly become the bachelor.

[TraitorsFan @bachelorsalmon]

Jason also apparently was the bully from 10 things I hate about you... #TheBachelorette