Chase Madden

This is almost as bad as that time Petsmart sold a DIY neutering kit.

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

This is one of my favorite pictures of my dad because for no reason whatsoever Jon Hamm is in the background

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

I love this because there’s normal seats on the helicopter, and then one huge one for the pope.

[janey~ @janey0406]

[05.08.26] Pope Leo's Arrival in Pompei, Italy

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

@Erik_Erlendsson, apologies if I missed it but has there been an update on Paul for tonight?

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

My wife carries crystals in her pockets during days of Lightning elimination games. Sure she may not know a ton about the power play, but dammit she cares.

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

She's doing her best to cheer up her boyfriend while watching the Red Sox.

(Via: @NESN)

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

Lemme sum it up for you: it ain’t happening

[Amtrak Northeast @AmtrakNECAlerts]

Adjustments Due to Winter Storm Fern

https://t.co/0udTOT4DjD

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

I wish for a safe and speedy recovery, and for the medical reason to be a paper cut

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Four astronauts depart the International Space Station in NASA's first medical evacuation from orbit - AP

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

@PaulFox13 this may sound odd, but how far out is a weather prediction feasible? Getting married outside in Sarasota late February and this thought popped in my head.

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

@PaulFox13 there’s some accounts posting about some models showing a December hurricane forming in the Gulf. Is there any validity to this?

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

As a BU alum, I applaud the group of students that eventually kick his ass in Allston some night soon.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

A Boston University student bragged that he called ICE to raid a local car wash.

Zac Segal, president of the BU College Republicans, said he snitched because “immigrants are taking American jobs.”

Then the lawyer for the workers hit back with the obvious: Segal wasn’t born in America either and he’s the one taking a spot at the university from American students.

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

This guy will go down like those guys you’d hear stories about and say “no way someone was that cool”

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨BREAKING: Former #Bears star cornerback Charles Tillman has QUIT THE FBI because he disagrees with the Trump administration’s immigration policy.

“I want to be on the right side of history when it’s all said and done,” he told @thepivot.

“I didn’t agree with how the administration came in and tried to make individuals do things against their will”

“Everybody was told, ‘You’re going to go after the most dangerous criminals.’ But what you see on TV and what actually was happening was, people weren’t going after that. Personally that didn’t sit right with me, that didn’t sit right with my conscience. You have the ability to refuse an order.“

Tillman was an agent for eight years.

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

It’s annoying that I have to love a storied Pittsburgh Penguin player

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

Whenever I see a white guy at the beginning of a marathon I say “good for him”

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

I just noticed a member of the Arrowhead security just got promoted to a new “head of VIP security” thanks to Taylor. She is a titan of industry.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 UPDATE: Taylor Swift is ALSO at Arrowhead Stadium for the game -- making an entrance with Brittany Mahomes by her side.

Fans are heard yelling out "congratulations" to Tay.

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

No, prayer is not a substitution for action, it is the first step in finding the courage to stand up for what’s right. So in conclusion: you failed God and don’t understand Catholicism

[JD Vance @JDVance]

It is shocking to me that so many left wing politicians attack the idea of prayer in response to a tragedy.

Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action.

We pray because our hearts are broken and we believe that God is listening.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

BREAKING: Tight end for Detroit Lions' Week 6 opponent engaged to Taylor Swift https://t.co/58fMuwktSY

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

Seven hours. All children.

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

She is a trained professional who was not willing to risk her life, or yours. She made the critical decisions to go-around multiple times. Yeah she probably didn’t say goodbye bc she was knee deep in paperwork, as any professional knows it’s important for future flights.

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

Just had the most chaotic landing in Greece.

The pilot failed to land three times but the biggest complaint from everyone was that she refused to talk to anyone or explain the situation. And after the messy landing, she still refused to at least say goodbye to the passengers.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Hot Shots! Part Deux features one of the greatest multi-layered movie gags ever.

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

I was 9 and they had Simpsons trivia outside our movie theater for this movie. I got so many answers right the woman running it looked my mom dead in the eyes with pure disappointment.

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

18 years ago today, The Simpsons Movie premiered 🤯

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

Nobody tells you when you get married you have a whole other group chat you have to inform when you’ve taken off and landed

[Chase Madden @madden_chase]

He’s Benson’d his last Boone

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

A Savannah Banana obliterated himself on the news