Mad Device Rep

Twitter account for the @maddevicerep meme page repping the #redhatgang

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

Sorry for the delayed response. I was hoping this product would be off back order by now.

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

$500 TO 1 PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS ON X.

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[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

Medtech leadership math is cramming two grown adults into a hotel room at a meeting designed to increase morale

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Med rep math is keeping track of thousands of dollars of implants on a cardboard tab

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Med rep math is driving a four hour round trip for a case that cancelled two days ago

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Med rep math is adding an extra person to your expensed dinner who may or may not have been present

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

Capital rep math is presenting “best and final” until you get the slightest amount of pressure and increase the discount

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Med rep math is cramming a year’s worth of deals into a single quarter

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Med rep math is showing up an hour early for a case that starts three hours late

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/HZSbzdfcRG

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

Several followers have asked me about a few MedTech companies who are going hard on Insta ads to find investors.

My take? I’d be more confident investing in Trump’s new NFT collection.
#medtech #notfinancialadvice

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

J&J to buy heart pump maker Abiomed in $16.6B deal

https://t.co/WOg3yLrhHO

#medtech #medicaldevices #medicalsales

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

Words to live by

[Omar M. Khateeb @OmarMKhateeb]

Never forget that you are capable of changing your story whenever you want.

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

@MarkLan34605989 @Rollit0 I agree you can’t be soft and expect not to get steamrolled. But if your only winning tactic is spreading mistruths, then either you or your product sucks. Sometimes it’s both.

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

A heuristic that will tell you if you’re selling the right product with the right company:
“Do I have to lie about my competitor in order to sell my product?”
Yes? Find a new company with better products, or find a new industry.
#medtech #medicalsales

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

“Sorry I didn’t get back to you, the day got away from me” is one of the most irritating yet relatable phrases in the workplace.

#medicaldevices #medicaldevice #medtech #medicaldevicesales #hospitalsales #medicalsales #medicalsalesrep

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

@MarkLan34605989 Coming to their senses! Love that

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

Expired TB? No problem. stevewilliams1848295749@gmail. com has graciously offered up his log in for everyone in the facility. He can also kiss his rep score goodbye.

#medicaldevices #medicaldevice #medtech #medicaldevicesales #hospitalsales #medicalsales #medicalsalesrep

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

I’ve heard some recent rumors around my identity. One in particular has been somewhat consistent.

If you’re spreading these rumors:

Please keep it up. I love it😆

[Mad Device Rep @maddevicerep]

I love telling customers about what I learned during my time playing in “the league.”

What I really mean: my fantasy football league, Rocket League, 6th grade Pop Warner league etc. Great lessons nonetheless.

#medicaldevices #medicaldevice #medtech #medicaldevicesales