maddie 🩸

saint rose ‘21 forensic science 🧬 | 84% of a right lung 🫁

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

CAKE THREAD !!!!! 🎂 sometimes my job is nice

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

am i stupid orrrrr because this ain’t look like 85% what am i not getting

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

any person who worked at dunkin donuts today on free donut day is braver than a U.S. soldier

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Alfred “The Machine” Brown @Al_Brown313]

I’m going to die this summer

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

$600 to get the smell of rat out of my car i will never financially recover from this

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

It is 50° on June 1.

[Words @itswords_]

Manifesting!

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

To the person playing wet ass pussy but frank sinatra version on the bowling alley touchtunes you are my hero

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

yeah so genuinely the government is doing this to us on purpose i’m sure of it and don’t be fooled by the sun on today because it has rained literally all day

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

why isn’t there a 6 7 emoji

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

feeling not great today

[tippity @tippity]

@the_satellite23 ur eating like a 5 year old who throws up in the middle of kindergarten

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

@MBTA yeah so that’s a fucking lie the delays are at LEAST an hour by now. on the hottest day of the fucking year AND after yall were shut down for 3 days to work on this shit. actually what the fuck is wrong with u and how are u capable of being THIS SHITTY

[maddie 🩸 @maddhacks]

weather fluctuating by 30 degrees in a day is kind of. fucked up.
boston be like okay u can either be dying of heat stroke or feel like a cold drowned rat