Maddie💜

CF 65🌹

[Maddie💜 @maddie11233]

just breathe

[jay @jayyroddzz]

My jaw dropped cuz I didn’t think of this shit earlier. Cleaning videos are like ASMR to me

[Joel Marker @Jmarker16]

Girl’s checklist for a successful classtime:

Put their airpods away
Lay 7-13 multicolor pens on their desk
Shop for shoes on Amazon
Lean back and like Instagram pictures
Text people loudly from their Mac
Look at wedding rings on Pinterest
Knock over their hydroflask

[chiggy @chiggywiggynew]

cultural impact:

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Phineas and Ferb the entire
teaching the education system
word aglet

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share🐶

[Hectør @Hxctorrr99]

He wanted to play subway surfers so bad🤣🤣🤣

[ya boy moe @bahjat_muhfuxka]

The day of 9/11 my mom was pregnant w my little brother, the nurse stepped out of the room for 10 minutes & came back & threw a clipboard at her head & kicked her out of the hospital. She took the subway home & 3 men pulled a knife on her until someone called the police

[Maddie💜 @maddie11233]

Do u ever just kinda feel like ur in ur own world, like no one is quite understanding u the way you’d hoped?

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

Remember:

1. The Amazon is burning
2. The Arctic's on fire
3. The Oceans are boiling
4. The Coral reefs are dying
5. Greenland is melting
6. Permafrost is collapsing
7. Antarctica is heating
8. Ecosystems are crashing
9. Earth is turning to desert
10. Emissions are accelerating

[Kyler Wheat @radkid13]

Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are

[Autumn B. @Autumn_Kamrie]

If y’all wanna know how my day is going (And I’m sure you do)... As I’m getting into my car I see these little ass shoes in my backseat. I’m thinking whose damn kids been in my car???? So I look at the shoe and it’s a mf size 9. THE SUN SHRUNK MY SLIDES🤬FML

[Dutch Bros Coffee @DutchBros]

Dutch Love 💙

[Brett Dupuis @b_dupy]

I swear I cant wait to have my own little idiot

[Maddie💜 @maddie11233]

Did people forget that you’re supposed to pull over when an emergency vehicle has its lights/sirens going lol

[Maddie💜 @maddie11233]

@mckennaboca Or bologna like “bo-log-nuh”