mads

life in the big city

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[mark normand @marknorm]

People need to stop hanging out in vicinities, that’s where all the shootings happen

[mads @maddie_call_]

They’ve been saying this for at least 7 years now and it never happens

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: DHS Security Kristi Noem announces all adult citizens will need REAL ID to fly starting in May.

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

“coca cola can clean rust off a car” ok? good. i don’t want rust in my stomach

[natalie @nataliestwt]

how is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight. you’re from outside

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Putting a bay leaf in a recipe even though idk what the fuck it does

[mads @maddie_call_]

give me tik tok back right now 😡

[Live Free Logic @LiveFreeLogic]

@unusual_whales

[mads @maddie_call_]

maybe don’t do that 😐

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

X/Twitter will now make your posts visible to users you’ve blocked.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one

[mads @maddie_call_]

I hate moving

[mads @maddie_call_]

Damn it’s hot. I’m ready for fall 👻

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

If aliens dont come get us shit gonna get wild af

[mads @maddie_call_]

I really hope RFK gets on the WV ballot 🤞🏻

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[mads @maddie_call_]

why is patio furniture a million dollars?