salad fingers

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

This guy next to me is watching gay porn on the plane @Delta can I get a refund ?

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manifesting by 25 all my chronic illnesses will be in remission 💆‍♀️

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being an aquarius sucks so bad like yes.. i do unironically listen to death grips

[gaylivia rodrigay @823blueblvd]

olivia rodrigo the cure you actually need is a lesbian relationship

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@IIMMUNITY no bc i need to fly there right now

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biggest fear lowkey is being nothing burger

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@IIMMUNITY i will be on the lookout if i see anything similar to this in austin 🤞🫡

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more like jack pooponoff

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phoebe bridgers on a damn hick tour

[໊ @buffys]

we really got cowgirl so confusing in texas… kacey musgraves this rollout is too powerful

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united healthcare employee told me my medication was gonna be $5 a month after meeting my deductible… it’s $275

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something so beautiful about going down a ebay rabbit hole

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lowkey crazy how kids from my high school are interviewing demi moore and being in time magazine like…

[. @FKAY0NCE]

we live in a world where a man with a macbook and projector connected to his youtube gets to perform on the main stage of one of the most famous festivals and she gets to perform on a smaller stage while delivering an ACTUAL performance…

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huge sony music producer just followed my dad on instagram so basically give it a few months and i’ll be the next industry plant #nepotism

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

and unironically this is the best one yet. so lynchian too

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listening to brittney murphy by slayyyter like wow

[Acervo $layyyter ♱ @AcervoSlayyyter]

Watching the WGIA visuals like it’s a movie:

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tried to make my girlfriend watch mamma mia with me, she made me turn it off…