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your friendly neighborhood spiderliberal

[mads @maddielaws2]

Opossums are from the midwest, but are ashamed of it. That’s why it’s not pronounced with an “ope”

[nês 🦋 @wingsseni]

spilled coffee on a page and drew what i saw

[mads @maddielaws2]

Hey all:
My sister passed away in a fatal car accident Friday night.
Please if you can help contribute to her gofundme organized by her mom.
Please share, she was and IS such a beautiful soul and we want to do right by her.

I love you Shayna, rest easy

https://t.co/ouq3vztIGr

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

Imagine me knocking your neck loose cause you wanna play.

[mads @maddielaws2]

I’m trying a menstrual disc for the first time and absolutely revolutionary

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

apparently, japanese twitter is trying to do a “how do YOU like it?” re: Oppenheimer memes.. but i don’t think they understand american humor very well because lmaoo

[mads @maddielaws2]

My new favorite hobby is picking mint from the garden and brewing tea from it 🥰

[mads @maddielaws2]

This drunk woman at work told me I’m pretty so it must be so 🥰

[mads @maddielaws2]

My boss gave me a whole fruit tray because she knows I like fruit 😭❤️ I love it here

[kemi @kemimarie]

@itshaleighhh honestly idk what your partner needs! for me, i like when ppl explain why they know it was wrong, what they learned, how they’ve changed/will change and then i like action. i’m just a two word i’m sorry hater lol

[mads @maddielaws2]

@kevbino2 Now I want to see the whole thread 😂 condemning others is also a sin 🥴 people are so backwards

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

When that turn a lil too hard

[mads @maddielaws2]

@BaeBielle Congrats!!! Keep doing great ❤️

[mads @maddielaws2]

I hate being physically ill from being mentally ill 😂 like please pick a struggle

[Kimberly Nguyen-Poet Laureate of Pay Transparency @knguyenpoetry]

My company just listed on LinkedIn a job posting for what I’m currently doing (so we’re hiring another UX writer) and now thanks to salary transparency laws, I see that they intend to pay this person $32k-$90k more than they currently pay me, so I applied.

[mads @maddielaws2]

I don’t understand how people hate melon so much

[mads @maddielaws2]

Do you think praying mantis babies ever ask why daddy isn’t around?

[mads @maddielaws2]

I hate when people give you expectations because you could’ve just.. not? Instead of disappointing

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

Y’all lil baby done did it again 😭😭😂

[mads @maddielaws2]

@mosthatedwhore_ Yeah idc if these are “jokes” those “jokes” never would even cross my mind