Maddie Ludt

hail state. amateur actor. coffee drinker. fitness instructor. karaoke queen.

[East Union Attendance Center @EastUnionAC]

Today’s winning pitcher @BaldwynRudy signing a few postgame autographs for some young fans. #GoldStandard

[Killer Concept @killerconcept1]

Check out the teaser for our new thriller comedy, Killer Concept! You can watch the movie on Amazon May 21. Just 18 days away! Please do us a favor and share with your friends. We'd love for you to FOLLOW our @killerconcept1 page to stay up to date! #indiefilm #horror #newrelease

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

@CorelleBrands that’s a brand new 9x13 baking dish I bought just last week and hadn’t had a chance to use yet. Thank goodness I wasn’t standing over it when it shattered! The oven was not on. I hadn’t even started preparing to cook; I had only taken it out of the cabinet.

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

Awesome side effect of social distancing: 0% chance of running into people who made fun of me in high school but are now shockingly nice to me at the mall

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

Confession time: I brought back alllllll my fall candles. It’s pumpkin pecan October up in here. This is how I cope.

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

Hiiiiiii, Twitter! I’m back 👻

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

@jdurham70 Awkward! Thanks! Lol, nah I’m doing well. How are you?

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

Y’all, please check on your awkward friends. We are not ok.

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

Hi. How are you? I’m putting the fourth caller on hold, pulling over on the side of the road to edit a spreadsheet, solving a crisis within a crisis within a crisis. I am on some Inception level crisis management shit. In other words, things are great. Definitely don’t send help.

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

How to transition your look from day to night: Swap your tan beanie for your black beanie. #winterfashion

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

Come at me, karma! I just returned someone else’s shopping cart along with mine 👊🏻

[Driven @drivenmovie]

The wait is over! Help us spread the word by sharing, liking, and tagging your friends. You guys are wonderful and we hope you enjoy. #turdspoonforever

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

As if going to the doctor wasn’t already a miserable enough experience, now they’re making me fill out my medical history on a scantron, surfacing my standardized test anxiety

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

The elementary school class I substitute taught in today learned about the solar system. All the Uranus jokes 🙄

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

Do you remember? 🤔

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

My love life can be summed up by me giving book recommendations to guys I like. They then proceed to never actually read the books I recommend and also break my heart. #singlelife #singleforever

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

Have reached a new level of pitiful, single 30-something: I literally had my two-top taken from me at the bar just now because I was “the only person sitting at it” #singlelife #singleforever

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

TFW you find one of your old quizzes from college, but with it you also find your ex-boyfriend’s quiz and you realize he must have cheated off you 😒

[Maddie Ludt @maddieloot]

I got my passport renewed in less than 2 weeks time total, I’ve very suddenly and mysteriously begun receiving audition alerts for the UK, and just now I’ve received an email from my realtor asking if I’m ready to sell my house. America, are you trying to get rid of me?!?