Mads

What yankee candle scent turns you on?

[Mads @maddiem813]

My life is all panic and no disco rn

[Mads @maddiem813]

My dad just asked me what the end of a shoelace is called. Been waiting my whole life for this situation. #aglet

[Mr. Aquemini @hirozephyrr]

I am not a silver ball experiencing simple physics, I am fighting for my life

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

the military is just study abroad for cops

[steve eoinson🇵🇸 @eoinheathenson]

Imagine someone broke up with you by just taking off your claddagh ring and putting it back upside down

[lil z @khan_zuzu]

I am so tired of being perceived

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

the rewards of the mortifying
being loved ordeal of
being known

[Mads @maddiem813]

Monica Lewisnky was 22 when she sucked the presidents dick, I have one year to get my shit together.

[omone @0mone_]

psychologists in the 70s

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

can’t spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let’s dance

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

might fuck around and live up to my potential

[Mads @maddiem813]

I just want to feel like this ferret. Please.

[Mads @maddiem813]

My life hasn’t been the same ever since I found out that everyone has one eye that’s smaller than the other.