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[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Imagine being afraid of diversity but not a dictatorship.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

we “need to deport immigrants because they don’t pay taxes” but now the agency they’re paying taxes to is helping deport them. fuck you all

[🪦 odaphii 🪦 @phii_oda]

tired of saying "please please please"

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Here he is today, deeply concerned about economic hardship caused by his tariff scheme.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is actually insane

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

i be flirting until i get asked “when can i see you?” now i gotta play dead

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[rockstar @cadefart]

we have 47 days until the sun sets after 7pm again and we get our sanity back

[Tyler © @KingGuwop1497]

YALL EATING TACO BELL WINGS BUT WONT GET VACCINATED?!?!?!?!?!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Merry Christmas Eve from Billy The Kid and I to y’all and your furry friends!

[ky @NotKweenKay]

we NEVA getting outta this panny.