maddie noufer

poop

[Sancheezzzy @Scoby20]

Me trying to save Meleys and Rhaenys

#HouseOfTheDragon
#HOTD

[Mark Allan Bovair @markallanbovair]

I don’t know of any actual 9-5 jobs.

Somewhere along the way they stopped giving paid lunches and it became 8-5.

Sneaky.

[Satan @s8n]

LOL

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

A substitute teacher was fired here in Florida because they posted a video of empty book shelves because so many books have been banned. That sound like liberty and freedom to you?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

literally where do feminine young professionals in their mid/late 20s even shop for clothes. every store i go in to feels way too young, waayyyyyy too old, and/or way too expensive for a grad student budget

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

thinking about the girls in my middle school who screamed when the teacher turned off the lights.

[Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux]

When the booty fails you.

[Dr Dale Whelehan @DrDaleford]

🙌 THE 4 DAY WORK WEEK HAS HIT IRELAND WITH ASTONISHING RESULTS. 🙌

The Irish Findings are as follows:
• 100% of the companies involved are continuing with the 4-Day work week ➡
• 85% of companies which reported data on revenue reported growth in revenue 📈 (1/X)

[Governor Jared Polis @GovofCO]

We remember those and hold them close in our hearts.

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

[k 🍪 @yesitskayy]

men be like "babe i'm sorry i forgot when ur birthday is" but remember the entire first round of the 2016 nfl draft

[jo @lassoleil]

everyone moved on, but i’m still here

[ry @literyture]

When people tell me that they want to get back into reading but can’t seem to find THAT BOOK, I have some go-to recs based on what made them love reading in the first place

— here are 56 of them 🧵

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

If a fetus is a baby, then Texas can’t deport undocumented pregnant women since US citizens can’t be deported