mads

America sucks right now, let's finally change it.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[LSDon @LSDonTV]

You know it’s a psyop when they send Jimmy Pesto Jr. to “assess the situation”

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

This gun ownership and yoga interest matrix is totally hilarious!

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

girlfriends love to be like "I'm going to go read in bed" and then you walk past and it's actually playing on phone and vaping in bed

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

every masterpiece has a cheap copy

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Liz⁷ 🪭 @arirangliz]

Omg OG colonizer battle

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Worst day for the Axis Powers since 1945

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“the Germans have discovered Bass Pro Shop.”

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

My mayor Muslim

My bagel Jewish

My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive

Knicks in five

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[B i L A L 🇹🇷 @TlFnCu1907]

🚨 Netenyahu " Naziler Yahudilere kibar bir şekilde 'Lütfen gidin'mi dediler ? "Çıkın biz yerleşelim'mi? dediler Tabiki hayır.."

Kendi ağzıyla itiraf etti, Nazilerden farkı olmadıklarını soykırım yaptıklarını açıkça söylüyor..

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Your generation is so poor because you spend money buying food and-"

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Homer was our Everyman, before MAGA.
missing those nostalgic days.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Democrats in the 1930s vs Democrats today.