madeline

i’m a leo

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

stevie nicks just existing:
me:

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

His own Vice President will not be voting for him.

His former Chief of Staff will not.

His former Sec of Defense will not.

His former Nat Security Advisor will not.

His former Joint Chiefs Chair will not.

His former AG will not.

Because he’s dangerous and unfit for office.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Stop calling him President Trump. He is not the president.

[Jude Flingerman @judeflingo]

I should probably go to bed.

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

you ever been so broke you consider joining an mlm

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

just found out my gf never wants to see my buttcrack

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

@imjonbovi how insensitive

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

babe wake up it’s labor day

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

i’m too cool to be a disney adult why did that happen to me

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

dating someone older than me has made me start using gifs in everyday text conversations #sos

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

i can’t drown my demons they have boogie boards

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

thought i was opening the xfinity app

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

hottest girl in the world and she’s mine that’s the tweet

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

a marriage license with my name on it no doubt

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

sorry i’m gonna say it there’s nothing hotter than watching a woman build legos

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

@imjonbovi painful read

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

@imjonbovi exactly

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

sorry guys no more tweets tonight i bonked my head

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

what’s joe bidens plan to fix my sensory issues

[madeline @maddierojohoe]

coming out as a uhaul lesbian