Maddie

I’m ready, depression

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

Rt if you remember

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

My husband: how many glasses of water have you had today?
Me: half a can of Mountain Dew. ZERO!

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

No one to talk about my 18th rewatch of Heated Rivalry with 😞 ( my husband stopped listening)

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

@lollapalooza The app says Sundial starts at 12:15

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

@lollapalooza the app says Sundial starts at 12:15 but now there's an email saying they start a 1?? Good thing I guess because the Stews are pretty loud.

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

Who was going to tell me The Ready Set is not only still performing but released an album TODAY?! That's not very Love Like Woe of y'all to gatekeep...

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

@lollapalooza FOR THOSE WHO LIKE IT ALPHABETIZED
https://t.co/2xRs3kPbe3

[Amanda 🩵 | 🌻 aka ninjamanda on ao3 @PrettyInPolin]

I see no difference

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

I want to know the REASON that Reynolds and Brimsley didn't end up together. Is Reynolds dead? Why would you do this to me? There is no explanation why my heart had to be shattered like this. #QueenCharlotte    #Bridgerton

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

@SomeFineShittt @JackieIsntGr8 You must don't go to fucking school with that grammar.

[Maddie @maddiesobecki_]

I'm in love with the podcast "ologies" with alie ward @Ologies You've got to listen if you want to learn some cool stuff about cool "ologists"! #ologies #alieward

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

How does this company still control the market on baby blankets? All this money we pay for healthcare & they ain’t dropped a new model?

Then the doctors turn around and tell you, “eczema is common in newborns.” I guess so, you got my boy wrapped in this rough ass Motel 6 towel.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I have $0 in GME but I hope that shit hits 1k. Godspeed redditors, fuck hedge funds

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Whoever convinced me to get a polygel kit need to be imprisoned

[🦖 @strictasiaobama]

see this is what they talking about when they say for better or worse, y’all be safe🙏🏾

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud