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Donauschwaben. Sith. Save the Orcas.| 24. KSU Alumni | Content Specialist | Never tell me the odds | Victorian housewife trapped in a millennial's body

[madεlinε @maddievon]

@FlagshipCuvee @SinTheeUhxo @MKenziA 😍

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

Babe, you've changed. You're not the same and I just miss the old you. I miss the old us...

[madεlinε @maddievon]

#VonSleighAllDay #Goals #HoHoHolyShit 🔥🎅🏻🤶🏻🦌

[madεlinε @maddievon]

*Anything remotely festive occurs*

Brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: “Merry Chrysler.”

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

get your girl something she'll love this Christmas: a wolf-hound, an evening gown, a horse only she can tame and a sword from a lake signifying that she is to be queen of this land.

[madεlinε @maddievon]

@HunterButkovic having two drinks like #SOS but also where is my phone #WelcomeHome #WelcomeWeekend

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

forget nudes: in 2019 we’re sending pics in our fanciest attire. gauzy floral skirts. ball gowns. the kind of fur coat worn by a wealthy lady who has been thrice-widowed and hasn’t seen her fourth husband in some time.

[madεlinε @maddievon]

The most riveting conversation I’ve overheard is the ongoing debate of whether the almond-flavored cake served afterwards is from Giant Eagle.

We get it, Linda.

And, obviously, it is.

[madεlinε @maddievon]

I’m at this community dinner at a church (at the request of my grandmother) and during the prayer my nail popped off... my dad turns to me at the end and goes “it’s a sign.”

Yuh. A sign I need to go home ✌️

[madεlinε @maddievon]

Are sour patch kid commercials just hurt/comfort fics?

[kenzie. @MKenziA]

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[madεlinε @maddievon]

Don’t forget to vacuum the ceiling ...!!!!!’!

[Aaron Engelhart @Aaengelhart]

But that’s when the oven and microwave get the cleanest!!! Love a good late night stress cleaning at like midnight.....does the soul good!

[madεlinε @maddievon]

@Aaengelhart @JohnSopko @lucas_sensius @HunterButkovic @MKenziA @staysaymoore @michaellopick @alnotallison @kelseylaflin @MarzxXxo @hannah_sensius (& missing everyone else)❤️🍻 Shots?

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch

[...... @wvfflez]

My sister sent me this video of her dog being mad after being at the vet all day 😂😂

[madεlinε @maddievon]

@kiefheady @lucas_sensius @Aaengelhart

[madεlinε @maddievon]

@SinTheeUhxo 💚😘