maddi hayes

[tasman @lildorothy_]

(me as a real estate agent) if you don't buy this house i'm going to kill myself

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

YOU HEAR THE CHANT.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Pete Crow-Armstrong now holds the franchise record for homers by a left-handed hitter in a season.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

so ready for thursday i got a fork in my pocket

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

unnecessary lying is actually so concerning.. like, are you ok?

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something

[໒꒱ིྀ 𝕆𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕣⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @Temilolaoluwa__]

“You have not met all the people that will love you” is so comforting

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

Loving a man is a humiliation ritual

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

to be considered without having to ask

[Jay 🏂 @liljay8k]

“haven’t seen you in a while, what u been up to”

me:

[bomb ass @KrissyCeless1]

Nothing beats laying in my mfkn bed

[grace ゜✧*̣̩☽⋆゜ @arbyshatepage]

me after being at work for 1 hour

[madi ♱ @marvlouspersona]

At no point in the Bible did Adam drop Eve off at work and keep her car

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Can’t believe next week is July, time flies when you work every day

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week or else I’m fucked