Maddi

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[Maddi @maddimogs]

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@Oh_Cee_Dee and just like that we're mates

I love my country

[Maddi @maddimogs]

"yeah nah yeah"
-average aussie in complete agreement with u

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@vjerkov aussie linguists 101

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@Oh_Cee_Dee *asks u to chuck me one*

[Maddi @maddimogs]

not to be confused with "nah yeah nah". Total disagreement

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@rilaxNFT Gm cuz

[Maddi @maddimogs]

is it a sin to fart while praying

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@5000Fath0msDeep milady

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@0xElPatron omg 🥺

[Maddi @maddimogs]

after seeing ur friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in ur chest

[Maddi @maddimogs]

actually insane what u can achieve off aura alone. ppl just tell me stuff

[Maddi @maddimogs]

i just wrote about u for an hour. can we merge souls or are u gna be fkn gay and weird about it

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@flynn_kell28252 The robots can say what they like, they still need us

[Maddi @maddimogs]

self serve checkout is so overstimulating bc how u gonna say "would u like to continue" within 10 fucking seconds bro. im just getting my fucking gd wallet out my bag bro. RELEASE ME

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@flynn_kell28252 I feel so sorry for that 1 worker who has to manage the entire self service section

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@looneycorp YES. omg 😩 lil video replay of my LITERALLY SCANNING EVERY ITEM BRO WTF BRO 😭

[Maddi @maddimogs]

hate to break this to u but if u call yourself self aware but u are only aware of ur faults and never acknowledge ur strengths u are not self aware. You're just a fucking hater

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@lilsketch why does this feel like Sophie's choice

[Maddi @maddimogs]

i wonder if the Video-Ezy that used to be down the road misses me too

[Maddi @maddimogs]

@flynn_kell28252 Same it comes naturally

[Maddi @maddimogs]

be so completely urself that no one is attracted to u or wants to employ u