madr

full fat dairy evangelist & elusive chanteuse

[madr @maddington27]

When 21 year old Kit from the bachelor said that she was a “long term investment” because she wanted to wait until she was “25 or 26” to have kids... that was my Joker origin story moment

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I HATE Super Bowl commercial culture!!! The novelty of a bunch of random celebrities has WORN OFF

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Nvm

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Feeling better about my arms lately!!!!

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Devoting the rest of my life to having big boobs

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I just don’t ever want to hear a British person criticize America

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Waiting for him to address the elephant in the room (being ugly)

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My cat should be on tv. He is that good!

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Somebody get the tacos!

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I just put together that the word segue is pronounced “segway.” Like I recognized that word spoken aloud but just never even thought about how it was spelled? And I thought the word segue was pronounced like sah gooey

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If I never see the name Lamar Odom again it will be too soon. All the best to him but I simply don’t want to know anymore

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I don’t know who sonic the hedgehog is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

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@tildawhirl I simply cannot take you seriously using that word

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i keep watching richard splett highlight videos

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Old men ruining the country for attention!!!!! Pathetic!!

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I’m sad Kathy bates is so old. I wish she could live forever!!

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You can take my liberty but you cannot take my mid afternoon sweet treat

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RIP Sigmund Freud you would have loved Brat Summer

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I sing the battery electric

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Feeling better about my arms lately!!!!

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I need a media platform where I can post moody song lyrics

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Trying to get the girlies into Bobby Lee