macaroni nudes

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my therapist was like "it seems like you push away people who try to help you" and it's like, okay, first of all, you're fired

[h @ipodmacbook]

if this happened to one of my friends i would wear them like a cape and run around

[macaroni nudes @maddiray1]

It’s insane the opinions people have on this.

[macaroni nudes @maddiray1]

me and my babies 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

[father @father]

“I fill her up, BALLOONS”

rap almost didn’t survive the 2010s

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

Blessing your timeline with these beautiful double plays

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Zac Brown Band during the third verse of Chicken Fried

[swoop @sternbc]

#spokanetornado

[Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne]

My Lyft driver saw my pregnant belly and put his air freshener in the glove box and went so gently over the bumps that how do we think my husband will feel about naming the baby Mohamad?????

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

we sending nudes to aliens bruh TF ARE WE DOING 😭

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

Lol @ people acting like Kim K stole some monumental dress in fashion history and completely ruined it. It’s a beige stoned frock that got to live a second life by being reused. Let’s stop acting like we’re fighting for the greater good here. The dress is fine, you’ll be fine.

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

This is the most important baseball highlight I’ve ever posted

[isaac pooh @isaacpooh]

Willy Wonka after 5 kids die in his factory

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe calm down.

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i want to dehydrate my boyfriend for 72 hours then grind him into a fine powder and place him in vegetable base capsules and swallow him whole i love him so much

[macaroni nudes @maddiray1]

And once I start I will never stop 💁🏼‍♀️

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

If you think silence is awkward, just wait until I start talking.