Maddison

real down to mars gal

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

@edengjenkyn I wish, but that sounds like a hoot can I join?

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

My longest relationship xxx #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“Are you okay?” No my stomach always hurts

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

@apesgonewiild @laurenchallen4

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

BREAKING: The Government.

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

El Dorado Weekend Ticket for sale ✨✨✨✨ cheap #eldorado2022

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

Selling a weekend el dorado ticket 🎟 please buy 🪩💖✨

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

A newly qualified nurse on £25k would have to live 40,000 years, work every single one of those years & never spend a penny, to earn a billion pounds.

Billionaires do not work harder than nurses. The system is rigged.

Tax the billionaires not nurses.

[gurman. @gurmaaannn]

landing into the uk has to be top 10 most depressing moments of one’s life

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

No please no

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Milky Way Crispy Rolls have now been discontinued in the UK 😭😢

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

Twitter is making me scared to come home to the UK

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

They claim that Ukraine is why the cost of everything has gone up, this is a complete lie - the price inflations started taking place before any war started, and Rishi is a fan of using money to gift donors or write off corporate debt rather than to improve our quality of life

[David Prescott @DavidPrescott]

P&O Ferries furloughed 1400 of its staff during the pandemic, costing the taxpayer £10m.
They also asked us for a £150m bailout.
Its parent company then paid out £250m to shareholders.
Now pandemic's over, they're sacking the British staff we supported.
https://t.co/j3NFF0tIn8

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

@edengjenkyn @bonjourjess Come on guys, you all wanna come out x

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

There are 171 billionaires in the UK with a total wealth of £560bl. Taxing their wealth over £10ml at just 3% would raise almost £60bl.

Stop the tax increases on workers. Tax the billionaires.

[dave jones, EOTM, Model @djonesbutchers]

Thank god we didn’t vote a socialist government into power in 2019 we might have been in a right mess now .

[kaytee @sokayutie]

LETS HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR FEZ RIGHT NOW #EuphoriaHBO #Euphoria

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

A Venn diagram of this weeks antics.

[Maddison @maddisonjd_]

@vinted I can’t gain access to my account after days of trying & I still haven’t been paid for an item I sold over 1 month ago. Can I have some assistance please?