Maddison 🌻

Momma to three sweet boys and a wild girl ♡
Wife ♡
I tweet about mom things and the funny things my kids do ♡

[Tom Smalz @Beneaththesmalz]

Me hearing "Temporary" and "Somebody Save Me" after laughing and vibing for 45 minutes.
#Eminem   
#TheDeathOfSlimShady

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The exact moment the penguin realised…

[faith @faiththegemini]

I hate the internet sometimes 😂

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

"How do you do it all with so many kids"

ALL my kids are easy and I'm blessed. I'd have 10 more 😅

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

What always seems to be missing from the "how challenging is motherhood, really?" articles is an acknowledgment that some kids are simply easier to raise than other kids, and whether or not you have an easy kid prob affects whether or not you think motherhood feels impossible.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

An Irishman had the last laugh at his funeral with a gag from beyond the grave that had mourners in tears of laughter. Shay Bradley organized the recording that was done in one take, over a year before the funeral to be played after his coffin was lowered to the ground

[brooke @_milf_vibes_]

One day you’re holding your tiny 8lbs newborn and then you blink and she’s 8 years old calling you “bruh”

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

https://t.co/CFhr4jRyZJ

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

My daughter yesterday at the dinner table. "Soon I'll be 7 in a long time" 🤣
Her birthday is August.

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

I just wanna go get my kids from school and take some Halloween pictures. It's so pretty outside!

[𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘦 🦊🍂✨️☕️🍪 @ssudeeynep_]

Literally have ACOTAR in my brain brain 24 hours a day

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

@modernmomese I've had three different 3rd rows and mine is hands down the ford expedition!

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

Longest 4 hour fight of my life but I got em 🥰

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

Yall pray for me tomorrow as I try to score some @zachlanebryan tickets. St Louis show falls on my 30th birthday 😍 What a dream

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

Looks identical to my birth plan for my last two? And my children are fine 😅 do your research

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

Yall pray for me tomorrow as I try to score some @zachlanebryan tickets. St Louis show falls on my 30th birthday 😍 What a dream

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Janie Santana of Houston, TX filed a missing persons report after she said her 17 year old son took the dogs for a walk and never came back.

The boy, Rudy Farias, had been missing for 8 years when he was found and identified slumped over outside of a church several weeks ago.

But neighbors said they were confused because they’d seen that person around Santana’s home for years. It was a shock to them that the boy was “missing”

Rudy eventually told investigators that his mother had actually been keeping him captive inside their home for years.

She gave him hallucinogenic drugs, made him sleep in the bed with her, “play daddy” and forced him to have sex with her.

Farias was found with blood in his hair, showing obvious signs he’d been abused and beaten.

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

@PettyMunson Probably talking about the people who buy it and then resell it for a higher price.

[Maddison 🌻 @maddisonmnb]

@veronicaspeek_ I've been wondering this! My son is 8 and does everything differently. He bats and throws a baseball right handed but he throws a Frisbee and throws a football left handed. He said whichever feels right to him 😅

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

Not to brag but I get to kiss 87 stuffed animals every night before my daughter goes to bed.

[Brookie Cookie @brookieleighbee]

If someone held me like this I think I would melt into a puddle