Maddy

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

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[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Toddlers are not for the weak. Made mine his fave meal. Didn’t want it because “the cheese was wrong” it’s the same cheese we always use 😭

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Why am I always driving like I can afford a ticket.

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Funny how a lil sun got me feeling like a whole different person. 🌞

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Just taught my husband at the young age of 33 that he can hit the space bar twice to put a period when texting 😂🧓🏼

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

I wish I was living in the constant state of delusion all these speakers at the DNC are. Like do yall even hear yourselves!? 🙄

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

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I never thought I would say the words “No! Don’t stick the cat in the safe again!” But here we are.. 🥴

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Nothing beats Kwik Star chocolate milk before bed. 🤤

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Guess I should have built an ark yesterday instead of going to work.

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Just saw the forecast for the rest of this week.. and call me SpongeBob because I AM READY! 🍂🍁🎃

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Mitchell just went on a 5 minute long rant about long snappers out of no where? 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

@cicithompson1 @yunggravy RIP them crocodiles. At least he went down comfy af.

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

I swear my child is surviving off of ranch and Kwik Star chocolate milk. 🫠

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

It finally happened. Mitchell questioned me about why we have so many mugs. 😂 uhhh because A: You can never have too many and B: There are too many cool ones out there.

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

I love my house and all… I just wish it was bigger so I could have more room for big dogs. 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

Being an adult means getting new appliances and being PUMPED to use them first 😂

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

If someone could make some Watergate salad and bring me like 2 cups of it I would love you forever. 😅

[Maddy @maddisonswanson]

POV: you and your SO are sending each other tiktoks but they’re all ones both you have already seen 😂😂