madd dawg

something serious happened

[madd dawg @maddjajj]

you ever just fuck around and become a crackhead?

[dramatic chakra @sohosultry]

Like guys. Google how old Gaga was at this age. Who right now is brave enough to gag it like this. Exactly.

[ian @itsianraymond]

me when i’m hungover

[doomer @uncledoomer]

just heard someone three houses down crack open a beer

[West Wilson @Conrad_Wilson]

Does Jimmy think that we are love on the spectrum? 💀

[🧜🏼‍♀️🐚 molly ꧂• ༻ @mkwest1005]

i’ll be honest i didn’t know men could even read. next you’ll be telling me they can write too

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[madd dawg @maddjajj]

love the slutification of america

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

WE JUST WITNESSED THE BEST GRAMMY PERFORMANCE IN HISTORY, CHARLI XCX YOU’RE THE MUSIC INDUSTRY https://t.co/FDilSsmrfz

[CynthiaBaileyVEVO @heyluannie]

.@realDonaldTrump

[Christine Quinn @XtineQuinn]

Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his cold, dead eyes were locked on her cleavage like he was trying to program his next algorithm off it. WTF is going on America

[madd dawg @maddjajj]

i’m like seriously not okay

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

After 3 years, Paige and Craig have broken up!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[madd dawg @maddjajj]

update: i’d love miami if i was in the correct tax bracket to love it. bars are all lame because they’re all overpriced fancy pieces of shit. 3 good dive bars & it’s not enough. i like south beach but summertime heat/humidity is not it. oh and no one tells you about the bugs

[madd dawg @maddjajj]

okay miami i kind of love you… wait 3-4 months for an update

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

why did he say this

[madd dawg @maddjajj]

i need everyone funny on twitter to join blue sky so i can delete my twitter account

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

I thought my life was over when this scene aired