Carl S. Litchfield

42 years old.
I am the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. stop it.

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Who would have ever thought that the guy who made 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein totalling $1.1 billion, defrauded charities, & has 34 felony convictions for falsifying business records, is the same guy who had 300 bank accounts closed for money laundering? I’m fucking SHOCKED!

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Omg …. 😳

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Jennifer Hegseth has no clearance, no confirmation, no appointment. She’s sat in on foreign military meetings, screened Pentagon hires, and was in the Signal chat. Now she chairs a presidential commission. The job she actually holds is ���wife.”

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The Trump Agenda:

4 million people kicked off nutrition assistance
15 million will be kicked off healthcare
$1 trillion in tax cuts for the top 1%
$1.5 trillion for the Pentagon
$2.2 billion into his own pocket

This is what a government by and for the billionaire class looks like. Obscene.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

The Republican way…

[★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ @strike_dr]

Alien Predators are more human than IDF

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@itslanabee Yes. I believe the correct answer is 'yes'.

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@StephanieHorror Numbers that exist:
1
Even numbers
Multiples of 3
Multiples of 5

Everything else is only there to transition to these states.

I'm taking Calculus II in the fall.

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

Old Twitter was used to instantly communicate urgent warnings to the public. It was THE SPOT to congregate for information on catastrophes & disasters. Today, it can’t be used for emergencies because it takes days to see posts now. This is deliberate, & it’s all part of the plan.

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@StephanieHorror Let's not forget the number of men who throw tantrums when women say "no".

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@StephanieHorror Does yiur hair reach your ass yet? I can only get mine to the middle of my back.

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@StephanieHorror And there's yiur fun fact to share! See how easy that is? 🤣

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@StephanieHorror She then kicked me in the butt and I had to admit that I deserved it.

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@StephanieHorror When I lived up north, I frequented the strip club enough to become friends with a few dancers. One night, in winter, one came running up to me for a hug. I put my arms around her and whispered in her ear "Are my hands cold?" Bam, right on her back. She yipped and jumped away.

[Carl S. Litchfield @MaddLegacy]

@StephanieHorror

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

There's a huge myth that a ton of people are faking sickness for some social/financial benefit, but the reality is that most disabled/chronically ill people are actually pretending to be less disabled than they really are because that's what society wants.