Madds

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

finally. a cure.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

oh my invite must have gotten lost in the mail or something :(

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch.

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[… @lurkmenistan69]

are u happy or are u the oldest sibling and also a girl

[The Thighdeologist @cucciflipfl0ps]

Hello Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

huh??? oh sorry thought a bitch without a library card was saying something

[Orange County Animal Services @OCAS_Orlando]

Flash Sale! ALL adoptable pets will be $5 today and tomorrow only! In order to combat the high number of animals in our facility, for two days we will be having a flash sale on all our amazing pets. We need to find homes for 300 animals! #adoptlove #shelterpets

[Ty @tythecreator7]

There a record for most viral city?

[Madds @maddmck1]

@brie_222 Ma’am 😂

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

*I grab my keys*

my dog:

[BIG ♐️ @EmilyVROOOM]

@divine_1112 If you lack taste just say that...

But what you’re not gonna do is slander mushrooms

[Madds @maddmck1]

when you only work in sports and choose your team based off of how cute they were😂 don’t hate the player....

[Madds @maddmck1]

@briedbaker16 I’ve never jerked my face away that fast

[Madds @maddmck1]

@briedbaker16 “Congrats on your glow” 🥴 no sir