sadison

there's a little bit of Lamborghini in everything I do --Ye

[sadison @maddsbanks]

it's not about where you come from, it's about where you grow

[ً @wtffrio]

“you’re so quiet.” thanks, i’m not comfortable around you.

[stacks bitch! @damnnayedgaf]

just skipped a jesus tiktok… he know i love him

[sadison @maddsbanks]

@MrsJellySantos "pick me! pick me!"
I hope she sees this thread

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

you will never guess who's in the pic they're replying to

[sadison @maddsbanks]

Older generations: "It was so much safer when we were kids"
My 52 year old friend: "After trick or treating, we use to take our candy to the fire station and have cider and donuts while they put our candy through a metal detector to make sure there weren't any razor blades" 👀

[sadison @maddsbanks]

Me on my day off:
"Ugh, I have to go to the store. Guess I should change.."
*takes off my only-acceptable-for-home sweatpants, puts on my still-a-functioning-member-of-society sweatpants*

[sadison @maddsbanks]

2023 just started but I keep thinking it's 2024

[sadison @maddsbanks]

lol @ me for only being able to put $6 in my gas tank just to make it to work 🫠

[sadison @maddsbanks]

@James_s_welsh Wouldn't that still be influencing? Because it's having an influence on whether or not people buy the product? 😅

[sadison @maddsbanks]

I love when everyone else leaves the bar so my friends and I can take over the juke box and release the punk 🤘🏻

[sadison @maddsbanks]

@BaileySarian Love ❤️❤️

[sadison @maddsbanks]

Oasis: "where were you while we were getting high.."
Me: in the bathroom having a panic attack from that first hit

[sadison @maddsbanks]

Hoping @BaileySarian does a video on Sherri Papini now that this news just broke. https://t.co/imockNCEe4

[sadison @maddsbanks]

uh, yeah I'm selfish sometimes-- as I should be

[sadison @maddsbanks]

If you have a crush on me, tell me now so I can reject you.
We not bringing that into any further into the New Year.

[sadison @maddsbanks]

Unlearning toxic behaviors I picked up as defense mechanisms 🤦🏻‍♀️

[sadison @maddsbanks]

Why does Christmas always bring the waterworks

[sadison @maddsbanks]

@chovepaddles Happy birthday!! 🎉

[sadison @maddsbanks]

Why didn't I listen when they told me Geminis are fucking crazy??