Madison

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Not again. We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in Golden Carpet Worms. We don’t know what to do with them. Thank you... 13/10

[Lauren Pokedoff @LaurenPokedoff]

I have three moods.

[Jay @_jaygood_]

RIP to everyone with jobs in Cornwall as the tourist season begins

[IG: dmarcus22_ @Dmarcus22]

Nah this a different type of finesse I’ve never seen

[Yvonne @yvonne__t]

Customer service really takes some thick skin I swear, some people are so fucken inconsiderate over shit I can not control and still I have to keep my composure and remain calm

[Madison @madduck101]

When you get home from work and realise u gotta be back in less than 9 hours 🤙 and it’ll be a 12 hour shift can’t wait 😘

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Ps. Let's behave like our team tonight, with dignity. Let's not smash up pubs and wreck ambulances. Let's just all be happy at what a great start this is.

[Madison @madduck101]

So keen to get surfing again today 🏄‍♀️

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Yup, the rumor is true. Flat Earthers have supporters all around the globe.

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The spinoff you never knew you wanted.

[Holland Oates @teaganharj]

cos darlin i’m a nightmare dressed like a baked bean

[Madison @madduck101]

Someone just said to me “I don’t think i know an animal lover as big as you” and let me tell you I am okay with it

[Bumface @misterbumface]

The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal.

The brave woman who cared for and hid my 6 year-old aunt in an attic in Budapest was a criminal. She broke the law by sheltering Juden.

Legality is not a guide for morality.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. Please don’t send us Oreo Ice Cream. This is not complicated. Thank you... 14/10

[Madison @madduck101]

Instagram and snapchat stories are very quickly becoming v long with videos of my cats. I make no apologies.

[Jonno Hopkins @jonnohopkins]

this is the most British thing I’ve seen all week