Maddy Bedrock

University of Rochester 2021

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

katie zacharia press secretary tenure

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

This is the ideal marmot body. You may not understand it. But this is what peak performance looks like.

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Feeling like this today

[˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ ⭐ @bestinhaquadr2d]

esperando o namorado dorminhoco acordar

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

the new jersey decimal system

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣

[lagarta @lagarta_k]

mi novia obligándome a ir a dormir con ella aunque yo no tenga sueño

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

congrats everyone.. it’s almost halloween

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

LMAO NO

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

being a cat parent is saying "i know" every time your cat meows even though you really have no idea

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

ONCE AGAIN THE WRONG CAST MEMBER FROM HOME ALONE 2

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[🥤finnley @autismAnalysis]

whenever im really into pokemon its always a double edged sword cuz it makes me so happy but it also genuinely upsets me pokemon arent real. i cant have any. i cant go there. take me to piplup i want to be with piplup

[emboo 🎃 loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[𝔎𝔱 ❤️‍🔥 @caddyshackmeow]

yeah and i'm gonna do it again tonight