MKAY

You can’t see the stars In the city ✨

[MKAY @Maddy_Arbor]

We Move 👏🏽

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

the final stage of being a woman is understanding your mom.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

You cannot spend years breaking a child's spirit and then expect a few words in adulthood to repair what took years to destroy. You cannot teach a child to fear your footsteps, your voice, your moods, and your anger, then expect them to see you as a source of comfort later in life

[ً @artfuIchaos]

don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.

[. @playboicurrryy]

what the fuck is he talking about

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unfortunately When it comes to Ruto,mimi I dont call it political difference. If you support him, me and you have nothing meaningful to say to each other. Siasa nimeweka kwa roho mbaya sana,iko huko kwa Venacava

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When someone is being passive aggressive but it's okay because I'm about to be direct.

[Leroy @Leroy_254]

When someone who earns KES 20,000 a month gives you KES 1,000, that's 5% of their salary. This means they woke up for 2 days in a month, took a bath, went to work, and earned that money for you. Learn this math it will help you appreciate the little things.

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

I wanna be invited to an elephant birthday party. This is like heaven.

[Houvale @lepa_vale]

Ok but seriously why do the emails disappear

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

Sasa sema bila kutoa bubbles is something crazy to tell a dictator president. We thank the promulgated 2010 constitution 👌🏾

[blue @bluewmist]

I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY
"MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED MORE TIME TO HEAL, MAYBE YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOW YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM A DIFFERENT REALTY"

AND, YEAH.

[Rolex Club @Rolexclocks]

Rolex DateJust

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

IDK if it’s just me but mbuzi choma just needs salt/salty water and an open flame. Mambo ya paprika, cumin, black pepper, ashagwanda, paw paw seeds sijui nini weka mbali 🤣

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me agreeing with everything the crackhead at the bus stop says to me so I don't get stabbed:

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up